Steve: is the precious old man he is and no one makes him forget it. "Language" "do you kiss your mother with that mouth" "Steve doesn't like that kind of language"
Clint: papa hawk taking care of youngings. Caring for Wanda and Pietro (who is a little shit)
Wanda: Precious. Cares about her brother. Let's face it she's a badass. Can't spoil her role.
Pietro: little shit. What a nerd. Precious nerd that denies candy offerings but then speeds off and takes one. thinks he can handle the hammer. HE CAN'T HANDLE THE HAMMER. He is 12 minutes older. You didn't see that coming.....
Natasha: flawless. Beep beep. Handles Clint's kids perfectly. Nathaniel is a traitor.
Bruce: protect at all costs. He's adorable. It's okay. Aweeeee precious ;~;. Tony fight me. Science bros.
Tony: fights hulk. Not a good idea. You knocked his tooth out run. Science bros. fight me Steve. Steve doesn't like your language. Mad scientist. Go to sleep.